Musings Before Dinner

As I sit here watching this awful football game featuring no Notre Dame alumni, I am thankful that I went to a school with such an amazing football program that I never have to follow the NFL ever. Other things I am thankful for:

• Gonzaga basketball, who will soon enter the top 25 after being National Champ once-removed UNC. That means both teams I root for have beaten UNC this year, which has never happened before.
• Brady Quinn, for being the best quarterback in the history of college football.
• The Genius, for being such a Genius.
• Rock legend Roger Daltry, who will be guest starring tonight on CSI
• Phil Simms and Jim Nantz, for not being Joe Buck (although I am pretty close to cutting my ears off)
• Karma, for making Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart suck so much in their rookie seasons
• Finally, John Madden, for popularizing the amazing bird that is turducken.