"Judgment" Day

People are making a big deal about the Michigan-OSU game tomorrow afternoon, so I thought I would chime in. Let me just state right off the bat that I think this game is going to be a huge letdown for everyone involved. Fans of the winning team are going to be depressed because they will realize that they now have to play Notre Dame for the national title. The losing team's fans are also going to be depressed because they won't be able to lose graciously to Notre Dame in the title game.

Who is going to win tomorrow? Well you may think I'll pick Michigan because they beat Notre Dame earlier in the season. WRONG. As I've said many times on this blog, the Wolverines blatantly cheated during that game. For example, that first Michigan touchdown occurred because one of the Wolverine student managers snuck into our locker room before the game and put magnets in all the receivers' and tight ends' gloves. They also put a magnet in every game ball. When our tight end John Carlson tried to catch a pass on the second play of the game, the ball sailed through his hands because the magnet poles in the ball and gloves were oriented the same way. I do have to hand it to those guys though. For a public school, they are pretty clever.

As for Ohio State, they only beat Notre Dame last year because Brady Quinn's sister gave away the entire Irish play book to then-boyfriend/OSU LB now-husband/Green Bay LB AJ Hawk. As for why Brady would even tell that slut even one Irish play is beyond me, but the Genius has been chewing him out for the past year because of this.

My prediction: with the game tied at 17 with three minutes left, a giant earthquake will swallow the entire Horseshoe and both teams will die. This leaves the door open for Notre Dame to waltz into the title game. Huzzah!