BCS = Best Championship Series

Have I told you how much I love the BCS? Well, in case I haven't let me just say this: THE BCS RULES! Seriously, I love this thing. On Friday, the national title game was just a dream in the back of my mind (although it was a huge dream and the back of my mind is pretty close to the front of my mind). Now, I'm ordering seat cushions for the game and will be camping out in Glendale trying to get a date with last year's Fiesta Bowl Queen.

What do we have to do to jump up to No. 2? Nothing, since we're obviously going to be No. 1, but hypothetically, here's what would need to happen. We need to beat Army by 145 points and then beat USC in 8 OTs to create the illusion that USC is almost as good as us (when in reality, we would probably win by 50 if we were trying and the Genius wasn't hitting the buffet instead of coaching during the game). Michigan also needs to beat OSU so that our one loss is against the "best" team in the country (even though they clearly cheated. I'm breaking down the game film as we speak). Finally, Florida and Arkansas need to both get DQ'd during the SEC Championship game for not scheduling us this season.