Rumble In the Rockies

A victory today will go a long way into solidifying Notre Dame as one of the greatest teams of all-time (including any future teams that may play). If we defeat Air Force and Army, President Bush is going to award us the Commander-in-Chief's Trophy and name us an official US service academy, which we pretty much already are, since it's so hard to get into Notre Dame.

The team has been out in Colorado all week at the US Olympic Training Center, getting used to the higher altitude. While other schools would have their athletes miss class during such an excursion, the Genius flew out all the entire team's professors to give class normally. He also flew out all the other students in those classes, so the team could think it was a regular school week.

Now, I don't think you really need to ask who's going to win this game. In fact, it's already been decided. Mr. Weis met secretly with Coach DeBerry last night, and it was agreed that Air Force would concede the game in exchange for Mr. Weis letting Coach DeBerry wear one of his Super Bowl rings for a quarter. The game will of course still be played (need to bring in that TV revenue!), but don't be too shocked when the Air Force defense comes out blindfolded.