Election Day 2006

Unlike most of you, I won't be watching the election results tonight. The Genius is locked up in a lifetime contract right now, so the one key issue which I care about is not being decided again until the day comes when Mr. Weis eats too many BK Stackers in one sitting and dies of a massive heart attack.

Instead, I'll be checking out Toledo-North Illinois on ESPN2. I'm recommending we put the winner of this game on our schedule for 2008.