ND-UNC Preview

OK folks, it's time for my preview of the game today. Obviously UNC is outmatched, as is any team who plays ND (Michigan had to cheat to beat us).

If you're not aware, Notre Dame is the best college football program in the history of the world. What that means is that even a bad team such as UNC will give us their best shot of the year. And no, other teams don't have to deal with that. We won a championship like 20 years ago. That's not that long. As far as I'm concerned we're still the champs because everyone that won since then either cheated or the polls were biased and screwed Notre Dame. Thus, I'm declaring that the Fighting Irish are the defending champs and that's another reason why UNC will give us their best shot.

Now, we're not as good at home as we are on the road. No, that's not a sign of poor coaching. We really come together as a team on the road, plus having God expect you to win at home is pretty intimidating. Thus, if the Genius doesn't coach as well today as he normally does, it's because we're at home. That's a disadvantage for us. I wish we played every game on the road.

My prediction on the score: ND 116, UNC 2. They're going to get a safety because ND will have to kneel the ball in the endzone to keep from scoring 150. Have you seen that offense? UNSTOPPABLE! I hope everyone enjoys the greatness of Notre Dame today, and if we're not ranked #1 in all polls this week, I expect the Genius to do some serious bitching. Damn biased voters.