Big Ten? Jonny is a golden god

Since leaving Notre Dame, my luck with ladies has been far better. It is oft lamented how unattractive the Domer Chics are and I'm not here to dispute that. While I am almost completely against joining a conference because we are so much better than everyone else, I have come to the realization that joining the Big Ten would be great for my social calendar. Instead of going to Mr. Day's and other ND bars and watching the games with the Domer/SMIC chics, I could go to the bars of our league rivals to watch the games. Those places, where Penn State and OSU girls hang out, would be filled with primo actionable chicks. I could even wear my hat and it would socially acceptable. I would probably freak them out when they heard my high pitched girl scream after every B-Q first down pass, but by the end the PSU chicks will be so wasted it won't even matter.

I have seen pics of Jonny partying at Penn State and those girls are so much hotter than our girls, its freaking ridiculous. If we join the Big Integer, I could travel to Happy Valley once every two years, which would be frickin' sick. Like boy band ass. Anyway, my laundry is almost ready to come out of the dryer and I have to eat my lean cuisine. GO JESUS!