MVP Baby

Yesterday I posted about Gonzaga, and lo and behold Adam Morrison drops the Spurs like a bad habit that very night with 27 points. This is the beginning my friends, I will soon wear a split basketball jersey w/ half being the Morrison Gonzaga jersey and the other half being the Morrison Bobcats jersey. I will do this of course in honor of Brady Quinn's sister who came up w/ the brilliant idea last year right before Notre Dame got pounded in the ass by Ohio State.

On a more general note, I want to get it on the record that Morrison will be better than Larry Bird. He's already surpassed him in mustache ability, not to mention hair. He's obviously way smarter than Bird because Bird went to Indiana State (is that even a real school), while Morrison went to Gonzaga. The academic rigors of Gonzaga are so intense that most basketball players can't handle it, that's why they're not number one in recruiting every year.

Just wait, when Morrison becomes a star, I'm going to say "look, that guy went to the school that I root for, that I didn't actually go to and don't live anywhere near." And when someone makes fun of Gonzaga they will be viciously punched in the stomach.