Controversy, Shmontroversy

There's been some coverage of the so called "quarterback controversy" at Notre Dame lately, so I thought I'd weigh in with my well-educated opinion. First of all, everyone needs to keep in mind that God has been reincarnated as a QB and his name is Clausen. He will win 4 Heisman Trophies. That's not a prediction, that's a fact. You can see from the picture I took off the background of my computer that he has an incredible physique.

Some sports writers (I'm looking at you Ivan "I'm biased against Notre Dame" Maisel) have said that the Genius needs to just reveal who the starting quarterback will be because the situation is creating needless drama. He may be right he may be wrong. What he fails to realize is that you can't question the judgment of the biggest, both literally and metaphorically, Genius coach to come along in years.

Just look at the Genius' history with QB's: Tom Brady, Brady Quinn. There is no doubt in my mind that whichever QB starts will lead ND to its typical stellar season. That being, beating down inferior opponenets, getting overrated, and then blown out in a bowl game they shouldn't have made (I'm being sarcastic, as you all know ND doesn't ever lose unless the other team cheats). I'll leave you with a picture of the newest NFL all-pro, and the man I would most like to see naked. Dumpster out.