The Real Draft - Chummy's Top 15

I'm sure many of you know that tomorrow is official signing day for high school recruits. I've spent many a night sitting in my underwear, watching videos on the internet of high school boys playing football, and I'm pumped about Notre Dame's incoming recruiting class. Because I've done more exhaustive research (what I mentioned before with the underwear and videos) than any Rivals site will ever do, I'm going to reveal my top 15 recruiting classes. When these teams are tearing up the NCAA, you can say, "I remember when Chummy dropped a load of knowledge on me and told me those players were going to kick A!"

1. Notre Dame -- If you didn't know this was coming, you don't this blog, or college football for that matter. All I have to say is Jimmy Clausen. I'll say it again, Jimmy Clausen. If Notre Dame doesn't win the title next year it will be because of a Tonya Harding-like injury to Clausen at the hands of the biased, jealous media. Didn't recruit defense you say? I can't believe people don't trust in the Genius by now -- we'll move more running backs to linebacker! I don't know why more teams don't recruit offensive players to play on defense, it obviously works.

2. Michigan -- Fortunately for them they got Ryan Mallet. Unfortunately for Mallet, he faces a long career of getting the beatdown at the hands of Jimmy Clausen and his four Heismans.

3. Penn State -- Picked up some big time O-Lineman and a pretty good receiver named Sukay. Won't be enough to outscore the Genius though. We're going to have former running backs pancaking those big O-lineman.

4. USC -- Picked up some running back and another QB. Whatever. They're all going to have their wins taken away for cheating just like Reggie Bush. Catholics don't cheat.

5. Boston College -- I don't really know who they've recruited, but they're Catholic and I have to give them credit for that.

6. Air Force -- Have you seen how good the basketball team is? Football recruiting is following suit.

7. UCLA -- Bruins got seven 4-Star players. That's pretty big time, but Clausen counts for infinity stars.

8. Georgia Tech -- Caleb King is the number 8 running back in the country. Too bad he's not number one, like the Fighting Irish.

9. Michigan State -- They've got four 4-Stars coming in. That's fine. I just wish John L. was still there.

10. Navy -- Anapolis is a recruiting mecca. Second only to the wonderment of South Bend.

11. Stanford -- They're bringing in the recruits that USC coughs up, and just like USC, they'll be schooled by ND.

12. Purdue -- To be honest with you I don't have a clue who they're recruiting, but it's probably good.

13. Duke -- Oh yeah, up and coming program after not getting blown out by Miami without 10 of their players.

14. Florida -- They get some decent recruits after that joke of a national title. Everyone knows ND should be holding that trophy.

15. LSU -- They had a good recruiting class after cheating and getting their bowl game against the Irish played in Louisiana. Ridiculous.

Well, there it is folks, the prophet has spoken. Incidentally, Notre Dame has also come out with their 2007-2008 schedule and you should check that out here.