Ticket for Sale

As you may know from my previous post, I was fortunate enough to win tickets to this year's Sugar Bowl, where Notre Dame will not only beat LSU by 57 points, but also kill Mike V, LSU's dangerous live (soon-to-be-dead) tiger mascot. I had hoped to use this blog to generate enough ad revenue to pay for my tickets to this glorious event, but sadly, we have only raised $12.61. Rather than cashing this money out to buy a game program or some authentic Mardi Gras beads, I am going to let the money roll over in hopes that I will have enough to buy Final Four tickets in March so I can see Notre Dame play Gonzaga for the title in what will surely be the end of the world.

That brings me back to the current predicament: how to pay for the Sugar Bowl tickets. I had considered going with my brother to the game, but have now decided to sell the other ticket. The ideal candidate would be a Notre Dame alumnus or current student, female, and err, easy on the eyes. Absolutely no SMIC Chics, I can't stress that enough. If any of you reading this blog fits this description, leave a comment explaining why you should get to buy this ticket in 200 words or less.