Adam Morrison, not the greatest player?

Dave Thorpe (from ESPN) claims:

[Morrison]'s player efficiency rating, which measures a player's overall contributions per minute, is 7.29 (the average PER is 15.00), which ranks Morrison last in the NBA by far among all players averaging 30 or more minutes. The NBA's only starter with a lower PER is defensive specialist Jason Collins of New Jersey, while Morrison is a disaster on defense. So, while harsh, it is fair to call Adam Morrison the worst regular in the NBA according to the stats -- at least so far this season.

Thorpe is an idiot. He is not accounting for all of Adam's intangibles. Like, Okafor can't give mustache rides or anything. Someone has to provide those.