OSU-Florida? Please.

You may be wondering why I have not weighed in on the latest BCS "disaster." Frankly, I couldn't care less, since Notre Dame will be playing for the national championship for the second year in a row. What's that? You say that Notre Dame didn't even make the title game? How young and foolish you are.

As you know, Notre Dame has its own set of requirements to get into a BCS bowl; namely, we must finish in the BCS Top 12 and then we will go to the best bowl available since everyone wants to see us play and our fans would travel to an uninhabited island in the middle of the South China Sea if the game was being played there.

However, you may not be aware of the other special BCS requirement that only applies to us. If we beat a team from Michigan and California and a service academy, we qualify for the BCS Super Switch. What this does is allow us to switch the location of the national title game this year. For now, the title game is OSU-Florida in Glendale, but the Genius can activate the Super Switch at any time before the end of our bowl game, making the bowl we're playing in (the Sugar Bowl this year) the title game. Obviously we didn't get to use the Super Switch last year since we fell pretty far find those cheating Buckeyes, but I have a good feeling about this year. If you're watching the Sugar Bowl and you see someone wheel out a red button in a plastic case (like on "Deal or No Deal"), get ready because that means the Super Switch is about to be activated and it is one hell of an event.