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Friday, December 15, 2006

Tickets to the Big Game

I'm sitting here about 30 minutes away from my Con Law final exam. I can't concentrate at all because I won the Notre Dame ticket lottery and get to purchase tickets to the Sugar Bowl against LSU.

Now all I have to do is find the money to buy the tickets. The game itself will be unbelievable. All those crazy devil-worshippers with their voodoo in Louisiana have no chance against the Irish with God on their side. It wouldn't surprise me at all if lightning struck the LSU sideline and made the game a forfeit for Notre Dame.

After the game, the Irish will be declared the national champs. There's a little known rule in the BCS that says if the Irish win their BCS bowl game and finish with 2 or less losses, they get the championship, no matter what. The glory days are coming baby.

Any way, I need to deal with this free speech crap. I really disagree with this stuff that says we can't discriminate against speech based on what we think about their religious beliefs. If someone's wrong, they're wrong and they should all be put in a holding cell.

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