In Game Commentary From the Bars

I will be posting periodically during the night while I hop around to all the different Irish bars in the Greater DC area.

• Mr. Days: Brady Quinn is running a lot so far. This is because USC is incapable of stopping a quarterback who is running with the ball, even if he is running in a straight line at medium speed.
• McFaddens: Is this even an Irish bar? People here are watching a Buffalo Bills pre-game show. It's halftime and I'm looking for a t.v. not tuned to a Buffalo station.
• Downstairs in the back watching this really small t.v. What is it with USC receivers who make spectacular catches but then suck in the pros? Also what's with USC running backs who murder their ex-wives/get free houses for their parents?
• Lucky Bar: I am in my prime when I am arguing with idiots who root for other teams, so I have traveled here to the land of belligerent sports fans. If any of you are in town, please come out here now, as I may need backup later when I get into a fight with drunk GW frat boy.
• Good to see former ND coach Ty Willingham is back on his feet and doing DiGiorno frozen pizza commercials. I think it will be awhile before any school near a golf course gives him a job.
• I guess if you're USC, you can't be bothered recruiting a kicker who can make an extra point.
• Irish Times: I have come here to drown my sorrows with pitchers of Guinness. I would appreciate someone coming over here to put me in a cab at some point. Thanks in advance.