Live From State College

STATE COLLEGE, PA.- This post is coming from you live from the Beaver Stadium concourse (I'm dictating it to my sister from a pay phone by the men's bathroom). I'm not going to lie, I'm not having a good time. I accidentally wore my white Notre Dame t-shirt to the game, and today is apparently the "White Out," so legions of stupid Penn State fans have been coming up to me to give me five, only to look at my shirt more closely and then slap me in the face. Not a good time.

On the field, we are not doing much better. It's like last week all over again, except I'm surrounded by people who will probably kill me if I cheer after Jimmy Clausen completes a pass. The silver lining in all of this is that by playing such tough teams early in the season, we should be clicking on all cylinders when we enter the brutal stretch of schedule later in the season.

Finally, I would like to give a shoutout to my friend Jonny for allowing me to experience Penn State football in person. I hate you.