Breaking News!

It's just been announced that the douchebag stealing playing time from Brady "Hardbody" Quinn has been traded. Yes, it's true, the Browns traded Charlie Frye to the Seahawks for an undisclosed draft choice. Unless the draft still has 15 rounds, I don't understand how that jackass warrants a draft pick, but good for the Browns for getting what they could.

As you can all see, even in the darkest of days, a true Irish fan must keep the faith. You can only hold us down for so long. The only thing that would make this better would be to find out that the Browns secretly paid Samardzija $80 mil to leave baseball and team up with his superstar QB, and Jamal Lewis framed Derek Anderson for coke distribution, getting him a long stretch in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

I've got about five grand saved up from this summer. I'm feeling so good about this right now that I just bought a ticket to Vegas. My plan is to take the Browns against the spread for the rest of the 15 regular season games, as well as the playoffs. That's correct, the Browns will make the playoffs. They'll probably have a bye, as they'll go 15-1 with Brady at the helm. So, if you'd like to make an easy buck or two, grab a plane ticket and meet me in Sin City.