Glass Half Full

People are being pretty negative right now about God's team. I have to admit, I've been on a 36 hour PCP binge since the end of the game (you can get drugs anywhere here in State College, PA). Everyone thinks that the Irish are in trouble just because they've only scored 13 points in two games. What people don't understand is that this is all part of the master plan. The Genius is setting the whole country up for a giant beat down.

The Genius has inserted JC (get the double entendre?) into the starting lineup to resurrect the offense. Michigan State won't know what hit em in two weeks. The way I see it, Clausen throws for 550 yards, 6 TD's and is carried off the field by the whole team, while Zbikowski gives the new Mich State head coach a vicious left hook right in the face.

OK, my pants are getting a little tight right now, so I'll leave it at that and try to pass out in my bathtub, and avoid a trip to the hospital.