There is Hope

Hello faithful readers,

I haven't posted much lately because God's team has played a little bit below my expectations. I'm so tired of scheduling those cheating service academies. They recruit the best players from anywhere in the country because they can offer a career in the military. How is ND supposed to compete with that? Everyone wants to be in the military! Add to that the fact that they run the impossible-to-stop option attack and I don't know why we don't just pencil in Navy vs Air Force for the National Championship game every year.

On a good note though, JC threw 3 touchdown passes on Saturday. This should vault him into the Heisman discussion. At the very least he'll be one of the five invitees to the ceremony. If this doesn't happen, it's because of the media bias against Notre Dame. Damn media is so predictable.

Also, as of right now, ND has the #1 recruiting class in the country. You know what that means: ND National Championship run next year! Let me list the factors that will come together next year for ND's return to glory:

1) JC returning after a Heisman-worthy season
2) Ty's shitty recruits being replaced by the Genius' #1 class
3) The Genius introducing a new offense that is unstoppable, producing 10 TDs/game
4) God stopping the "Job" treatment of ND this year and returning them to glory

Everyone can take their shots right now. We're Catholic, we make ourselves feel guilty about everything, so a little adversity during a football season isn't going to stop me. I've been worrying about the fact that I accidentally looked at a picture of a girl in a bikini all week and had "impure" thoughts.

Anyway, expect a stellar season next year. Go Irish!!

P.S. - Those second-rate Catholics at BC finally got what they deserved. Maryland?!?