What's Next?

I'm feeling pretty down right now. I didn't necessarily expect the Irish to beat Michigan, but I was hoping to see some progress. What's going on with the Genius? Look at these two lines: 7-15, 90 yds, 3 TD, 0 int; 11-17, 74 yds, 0 TD, 1 int. If you had asked me before the game which was Clausen and which was Mallett, I would have bet you my priceless sculpture of a nude Brady Quinn that the one with 3 TDs was Clausen.

But alas, Clausen had 0 TDs and ND had 0 points. In fact the Irish only had 79 yds the whole game. Maybe the Genius stopped illegally taping opposing defenses after after the Pats got caught. If so, I'll go tape those bastards from Michigan State myself. Anyway, I'm pretty sick of talking about this, I'm gonna take all my clothes off, wrap myself in my Notre Dame blanket and watch Rudy for 12 straight hours. It's the only thing that will make me feel better.