Umm yeah...

So at this point in the season, I'm left to wonder what my expectation should be for the next two months. Should I get my hopes up, pray for a miraculous 7-game winning streak, and a bid to the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl (or, fingers crossed, the Pioneer Pure Vision Las Vegas Bowl; I love Vegas!)? Or root for the Genius to take the rest of the season off and concentrate on recruiting and coaching the JV squad?

I am going to go with the latter. Obviously, our team has been handicapped this season by the awful recruiting of a certain former golf playing coach. Apparently, during his last year at Notre Dame, said individual's recruiting strategy was to go around to various golf courses around the country and hope that some of the caddies would also be high school football players. This is evidently how our entire offensive line was recruited.

I propose that the Genius turn the reins over to me for the remainder of the season while he visits every recruit's house three times a week. Not only will this let me live out my ultimate fantasy, but the school would stand to save a lot of money by having Mr. Weis eating most of his meals off campus.

Also, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that several of my friends are out of the country this week. Hopefully this will translate into more luck for the Irish, since the team mysteriously started playing amazing last Saturday after their plane took off. If this is what it takes for us to win this year, I will pay you guys to stay over in Europe until Christmas.